I Ruin My Children's Self-Esteem Just by Walking.

Posted by Ethne~

Good Friday, my lovelies!

The following exchange took place between Easy Mac and me on Wednesday morning:

Easy Mac: Mommy, does my butt shake when I walk?

Me: No, your butt is perfect.

Easy Mac:  So it’s only grown women whose butts shake when they walk?

Me: [confounded silence]

This inspired the following text exchange between bff, Grizz, and me later that morning:

Me: Emma asked me this morning if her butt shook when she walked.  I said no, her butt is perfect.  She then said, “so it’s only grown women whose butts shake when they walk?”

Grizz:  Say she can look forward to that after 30 ;)

Me: And a kid… to deter her from teenage pregnancy.

Grizz:  Valid point!